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Old 12-13-2006, 01:26 PM   #1
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Default After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office

After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized that he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but that he would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants.... you might have gotten disability, too."
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