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Old 07-31-2008, 10:49 PM   #1
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Golf Tips Book

From the author of “How to hit your second shot first

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

CHAPTER 1
HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT

CHAPTER 2
HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE

CHAPTER 3
HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER

CHAPTER 4
HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK

CHAPTER 5
WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER

CHAPTER 6
USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS

CHAPTER 7
WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT

CHAPTER 8
PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM

CHAPTER 9
HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND

CHAPTER 10
HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER

CHAPTER 11
WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH

CHAPTER 12
HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME

CHAPTER 13
HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE

CHAPTER 14
WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT

CHAPTER 15
GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT

CHAPTER 16
WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER

CHAPTER 17
CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME

CHAPTER 18
WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
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CHAPTER 19: never practice

CHAPTER 20: never listen to a golf tip

and last but not least -

CHAPTER 21: never get old and fat at the same time
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