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Old 11-17-2006, 05:20 AM   #1
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Default Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. An hour later, Holmes woke up his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars".

"What does that tell you?" asked Holmes. Watson pondered a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past one. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

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