A lady walks into the drug store....
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”
The lady says “To kill my husband.”
“ I can’t sell you any for that purpose,” says the druggist.
The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position. The man was her husband, and the lady was the druggist’s wife!
She showed it to the druggist, who said, “Oh, I didn’t know you had a prescription!”